Q. [CENSORED] A: Sheep.

One of these days, I’ll get around to writing about some of the games I’ve found interesting lately, notably Plants Vs Zombies and possibly God Hand. But for now, I’ll fake real content by sharing the top Google searches that have led people to click through to my page. Real search strings are in bold:

1. Beach Puns

Huh. Weird, but okay.

2. Centipede Tattoos

My Centipede tattoo is pretty awesome. I’m down with people checking it out.

3. Elephant Vaginas

Wait, what? Let me scan this for a sec…

8. Elephant Vigina

… Motherfucking WHAT?!?

9. Female Elephant Vagina

As opposed to female elephant cock? And again, what?

10. Elaphant Vagina

What is wrong with people? GAH!

11. Vagina Gajah

If you need me, I’ll be in the other room. Crying.

It’s some kind of Rock Band DRM freakout, that’s what it is.

I can cross these off my list, as I went on a downloading binge the other night:

  • B-52’s - Roam
  • Blink-182 - All the Small Things
  • Blondie - Call Me
  • Jimmy Buffett - Margaritaville
  • The Cars - My Best Friend’s Girl
  • Devo - Through Being Cool
  • The Fratellis - Henrietta
  • Kiss - Calling Dr. Love
  • Lenny Kravitz - Are You Gonna Go My Way?
  • Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Man
  • NIN - Last
  • Steve Miller Band - The Joker

+ Social D, and Elvis Costello’s Radio Radio.

Live at Woodstock(’s)

It’s been a long, fun day. Amy and I drove to the coast, stopping in San Jose for ramen, curry, and custard-filled baked goods. Then we went to Aptos to see the beached ruin of a concrete ship, then to the Santa Cruz Boardwalk. Also, I bought a lamp.

To quote Vonnegut: If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.

…I Just Want to Bang On The Drum All Day.

Well, before that happened, I was going to post this:

Songs that seem like they would be fun in Rock Band what I haven’t bought yet:

  • Alien Ant Fam - Smooth Criminal
  • B-52’s - Roam  (Rock Lobster would make me happier)
  • Pat Benatar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot
  • Blink-182 - All the Small Things
  • Blondie - Call Me
  • Jimmy Buffett - Margaritaville  (Hey, why not?)
  • The Cars - Good Times Roll
  • The Cars - My Best Friend’s Girl
  • Devo - Through Being Cool
  • Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
  • The Fratellis - Henrietta
  • James Gang - Funk #49
  • Kiss - Calling Dr. Love
  • Lenny Kravitz - Are You Gonna Go My Way?
  • Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Man
  • Mötley Crüe - Kickstart My Heart
  • NIN - Last
  • No Doubt - Ex Girlfriend
  • No Doubt - Just a Girl
  • Oasis - Don’t Look Back in Anger
  • The Offspring - All I Want
  • Roy Orbison - Oh, Pretty Woman
  • Roy Orbison - You Got It
  • Pearl Jam - Even Flow
  • The Police - Message in a Bottle
  • R.E.M. - Losing My Religion
  • RHCP - Suck My Kiss
  • Smashing Pumpkins - Siva
  • Steve Miller Band - The Joker
  • The Stone Roses - Love Spreads
  • Weezer - Buddy Holly

This will probably shortly include Social D, and Elvis Costello.