One of these days, I’ll get around to writing about some of the games I’ve found interesting lately, notably Plants Vs Zombies and possibly God Hand. But for now, I’ll fake real content by sharing the top Google searches that have led people to click through to my page. Real search strings are in bold:

1. Beach Puns

Huh. Weird, but okay.

2. Centipede Tattoos

My Centipede tattoo is pretty awesome. I’m down with people checking it out.

3. Elephant Vaginas

Wait, what? Let me scan this for a sec…

8. Elephant Vigina

… Motherfucking WHAT?!?

9. Female Elephant Vagina

As opposed to female elephant cock? And again, what?

10. Elaphant Vagina

What is wrong with people? GAH!

11. Vagina Gajah

If you need me, I’ll be in the other room. Crying.

Posted on June 15th, 2009 by Nathan
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I can cross these off my list, as I went on a downloading binge the other night:

• B-52’s - Roam
• Blink-182 - All the Small Things
• Blondie - Call Me
• Jimmy Buffett - Margaritaville
  
• The Cars - My Best Friend’s Girl
• Devo - Through Being Cool
• The Fratellis - Henrietta
• Kiss - Calling Dr. Love
• Lenny Kravitz - Are You Gonna Go My Way?
• Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Man
• NIN - Last
• Steve Miller Band - The Joker

+ Social D, and Elvis Costello’s Radio Radio.

Posted on June 9th, 2009 by Nathan
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